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Right-to-Dry States Offer Refuge for Clothesline Enthusiasts
Do you have the right to dry? The Seattle Times says only 19 states around the country have passed legislation outlawing bans on clotheslines. In the other 31 “clothesline crusaders” are subjected to bans by housing developments, condominium boards and local municipalities who see the age-old energy saver as unsightly. Washington state is not a right-to-dry state (neither is New York) though energy activists say they are now actively pursuing the status.
How Long Does Booze Keep?
Alcohol doesn’t come with an expiration date, but does that mean it’s okay to consume really old booze? The Chicago Sun-Times says while “old liquor won’t kill you, it probably won’t thrill you either.” Anything that’s over 80-proof will keep forever as long as the bottle’s seal isn’t broken. The taste, however, won’t improve and if you see anything floating in the bottle or any discoloration, you’re better off dumping it down the drain.
Sleep Aid Testers Look at Morning Driving Safety
The Food and Drug Administration wants to make sure popular sleep aids not only help you get to bed, but also allow you to safely function in the morning. The New York Times says FDA is asking sleep drug manufacturers to conduct more extensive driving tests for all new sleep drugs. But experts say it’s not easy to test how sleep aids affect driving. One issue is that sleep aids affect everyone differently.
Detroit Police Reveal Bra Cup Sizes of Female Officers
Due to a clerical error, female officers in Detroit have had a little more personal information shared with their colleagues than they would’ve preferred, says the Free Press. In addition to their height and weight, female officers’ bra cup sizes were included in a department-wide memo about ordering bulletproof vests. A spokesman for the department says it was an honest mistake but was “unfortunate and embarrassing” nonetheless.
Secrets of Effective Office Humor
Maybe Michael Scott was on to something. The Wall Street Journal details the secrets of effective office humor. People will like you better and think you’re smarter if you’re funny. Office comedians need to work on their timing, their confidence and they need the ability to bounce back from a bad joke. Reading your co-workers’ moods and attitudes can help you avoid making jokes at an inopportune time.
New Jersey Residents Split $448 M Powerball Win
A group of New Jersey lottery winners are on the front page of the Newark Star Ledger this morning after winning $3.8 million each. Some of them had homes damaged by Superstorm Sandy. Dubbed “Ocean’s 16,” after their long-time place of employment, the colleagues came out to meet the media yesterday and talk about plans for their $448 million Powerball win.
Are You a Chewer or a Sucker?
Are you a chewer or a smoosher? The Wall Street Journal says the food industry is hyper-aware of our texture preferences. Most of us are chewers (43 percent) and enjoy the sensation of working away at a soft cookie over anything else. (Midwesterners prefer soft cookies while Northeasterners prefer hard ones.) Thirty-three percent identify as crunchers, 18 percent are smooshers and favor the smooth and creamy flavor of yogurt. The remaining eight percent are suckers—literally, they like to savor a long-lasting piece of candy.