Today’s collection of Starbucks Alter Ego comes from Carissa, who’s had so many alternate names assigned to her while waiting at the pick-up counter, she started a Facebook album to chronicle them all.

I’m converting old Betacam and VHS tapes to DVD, and came across this gem today. It’s my first-ever appearance on NY1 anchoring the nightly Fortune Business Report.

Today’s Starbucks Alter Ego comes from Bobby. He writes: “And to think he read my name ‘Bobby’ straight from my uniform name bar…and still got it wrong. Maybe this was meant to be a compliment?” Maybe.

Today’s Starbucks Alter Ego was submitted by Jenn, who’s a regular at her local Starbucks. Her fiance, however, is not.

Los Angeles is preparing for a “traffic nightmare” next month when one of the city’s major arteries, the 405 freeway, closes for repairs. And the LAPD is calling in some new recruits to get the word out. But these aren’t your regular rookies. In fact, they’re veterans, fully versed on the ins and outs of…Twitter. Yes, that’s right. The department recently reached out to the reps of Ashton Kutcher, Lady Gaga, Demi Moore and Kim Kardashian, asking for their help disseminating traffic updates.

Today’s Starbucks Alter Ego comes from Lennay, who, after she received a coffee with ‘Dane’ scribbled on it, had this to say: “I can only imagine what tomorrow will bring!”

The story about Malaysia Air banning babies from first class reminded me of another way airlines cater to their top customers, as depicted in a scene from “Up in the Air.”

Today’s Starbucks Alter Ego comes from Amy. She writes: “First problem, [the barista] spelled Abbey like the place where nuns live.  Second problem…my name is Amy.”

Word to the wise: If you’ve purchased a box of Rice Krispies or Cocoa Krispies between June 1, 2009 and March 1, 2010, you are eligible for a free $15. Part of a class-action settlement against Kellogg, the money is available to anyone who fills out an online claim form, verifying under “penalty of perjury” that they did indeed buy a box of Snap, Crack, Pop in the alloted time span.