“I’m Sessica Jimpson”

Wednesday, 26 January 2011 | by Pat's Picks

It’s a little mean, but it’s also classic New York Post. There’s a photo of a “bleary-eyed” Jessica Simpson into today’s paper under the headline, “I’m Sessica Jimpson.” According to Page Six, Simpson got a little tipsy drinking sake after being on a detox cleanse for several days.