Gaga’s Meat Dress a Cheap Cut

Tuesday, 14 September 2010 | by Pat's Picks

Lady Gaga may be raking it in but her “moo moo” for the MTV VMA’s was nothing but cheap cuts. The New York Daily News showed a picture of Gaga’s meat dress to a local butcher, who wasn’t impressed: “There are no expensive cuts here, no real steaks, the best you’ve got is the flank steak on top of her head.” The butcher estimated Gaga’s dress incorporated about $100 worth of beef. And that wasn’t the only thing he sniffed at: “It ain’t refrigerated. It’s probably stinking bad. She’s in the lights: It’s cooking.” When asked, the pop star explained that her look was a comment on the state of gays in the military. Hmmm.

Never one to miss an opportunity to pun, the New York Post puts Gaga on page three. Animal lover Ellen DeGeneres suggested that Gaga should have worn a lettuce bikini instead.